So one day I was watching a ScrewAttack video called "11 Reasons why we HATE Zelda II". At the end of the video the guy said "Share this video with your friends or I will find you!" Being lazy I didn't. At 2 o'clock in the morning I saw a figure outside my window, it was the guy in the video. His name was "Evil Craig". He crawled through the window and started tossing me around. Then he took me to the kitchen and started rubbing the Carolina Reaper peppers on my body giving me skin cancer. He then bashed my head into my new flat screen tv and started throwing knives at my butt. We have arrived at the bathroom and he shoved my face into the toilet. After he took a dump on me, I drowned. So remember, always share with your friends, or Evil Craig will find you...
''The end....''
P.S. Evil Craig then went on a 1,000 man killing streak and in mere seconds killed them all
P.S. He is also Spoderman